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Monday, November 07, 2005

My Ultimate Dream




Not sure if anyone noticed this story on espn.com this morning, but please read below:

TAMPA, Fla. -- A Carolina Panthers cheerleader was charged Monday with giving police a false name when she and another cheerleader were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women had sex in a restroom.

Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were taken to Hillsborough County Jail early Sunday after an incident at a club in Tampa's Channelside district.

Thomas was charged with battery after allegedly striking a bar patron when she was leaving the restroom, then landed in even more trouble after police said she gave officers a driver's license belonging to another Panthers cheerleader who was not in Tampa.

Providing police with a false name is a misdemeanor. However, Thomas was charged with giving a false name and causing harm to another -- a third-degree felony punishable by probation or a jail term of 1 to 5 years, said police spokeswoman Laura McElroy.

Meanwhile, detectives are trying to determine how Thomas gained possession of the driver's license of the third cheerleader.

Keathley, charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, was released on $750 bail about an hour before the Panthers played the Bucs at Raymond James Stadium. The cheerleaders were not in town to perform at the game.

Witnesses told police the women were having sex in a stall, angering other patrons waiting in line to get into the restroom.


I don't know about you guys, but this makes me want to either be a Panthers fan, or a janitor at a bar.

1 comment:

Gang of Idiots said...

Love the story, but personally I would rather be a Panther's fan (especially with the season they are quietly putting together) than a janitor at a bar cleaning up puke until 4am on the off chance that two cheerleaders would have sex in the bathroom I clean up, but that's just me......
However, I don't care how bad I had to pee, I would not tell the fuzz on two hot girls turning a bar bathroom into the set of the most recent "Girls Gone Wild" video.